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So... Star Trek = Saint's Row 2? And X-Men comics!

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 14, 2009, 6:28 PM

Mood: Nervous
Listening to: Bawitdaba - Kid Rock
Reading: Game Informer
Watching: King of the Hill
Playing: Left 4 Dead

I smell a conspiracy.

So my dear bee-eff-eff ~Xhanthia and I are going to start work on a series of comics about the enemyship, then tolerance, then bromance between my X-Man Vegas and her X-Dude Xetabyte. So look forward to that, it should be pretty exciting.

In other news, Xia finally managed to drag my ass up to Avon Park to see the new Star Trek movie.

I have made some conclusions about this film.

First of all, my three favorite character guys:

Scotty, Sulu, and Chekov.

All of these men needed a hell of a lot more screentime. They were awesome. Even Sulu, who made the tragic mistake of bringing a (collapsible?!) sword to a gun fight.

Didn't like Spock a whole bunch, he was a bit of a dick. Once I got past Kirk's eyebrows, he was okay. And Uhura. Girl, you need a steak. You are too skinny. The original Uhura had curves, where are yours? D:

As for the movie itself, I was in a constant clusterfuck of "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHO IS THAT WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT".

It was like watching Lord of the Rings all over again. Only this time it was in space.

Nemoy was brilliant, though. I love that man. Helluva lot nicer than young!Spock. And I wanted to snuggle in his coat.

ALSO. The bad guy in the movie, whatshisface with the face tattoos? Nero? He looked suspiciously similar to a big boss in Saint's Row 2: Maero. Their names even sound the same!

Check out this Maero motherfucker. He's pretty intense.

So I kept expecting Nero to come flying out of fucking nowhere in a big monster truck and chase down our heroes, because that's what Maero did in SR2. Fuckin' scary.

Thank God Shatner wasn't in it, otherwise I probably would have walked the fuck out of the theater. xD (My God I just hate him soooo much his face inspires rage in my heart and soul)

Final conclusion: Thanks you for paying, X. Otherwise I'd have strangled you for making me pay for my own ticket only to be horrendously confused when we left the theater.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 4. I want to go watch Back to the Future now for some reason. Or Indiana Jones.

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~GForce64 Jun 14, 2009, 6:33:23 PM

You were much too kind to this movie. Now that I'm thinking clearly enough to write a review past "Kirk was ok 6yy67uhuy7jhyhuj7uyhj7u7uu (this is me banging my head on a keyboard") I think I am going to eviscerate it.

~lePig Jun 14, 2009, 7:49:37 PM

_{I heard Shatner was displeased by not being in it.
He's funny in a "What. Why the fuck is he talking like that? HOLY SHIT, HE'S SINGING NOW. AMAZING. OHMYGOD" way. I would have stayed and left after he did.

Haven't seen Star Trek.
But, according to this I may not want to}

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_{"Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard."}

~Xhanthia Jun 14, 2009, 8:00:04 PM

If you can easily suspend disbelief and don't absolutely despise adventures in space movies, you should be fine.

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It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.

Genius lasts longer than beauty

~uberjules Jun 14, 2009, 9:25:55 PM

aww...I liked Lord of the Rings...haven't seen Star Trek yet, but than, I don't really care too...

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=zareonianwolf Jun 14, 2009, 9:32:29 PM

I didn't hate it, I just got lost a lot. xD What with all the ye olde war-talk. Like in Star Trek, I got lost because of all the futuristic space-talk.

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children.

~uberjules Jun 14, 2009, 9:36:53 PM

hmm...I didn't have much trouble with understanding it...then again, my dad read my brother and me the books when I was about 8 or 9, so maybe it's just me. Compared to the books, the movie is like...preschool level.

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~Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might, and when you laugh, laugh like hell, and when you get angry, get good and angry. Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
-William Saroyan~

~KonaneShadowWolf Jun 14, 2009, 9:39:03 PM

It was like watching Lord of the Rings all over again. Only this time it was in space.

I started watching Star Trek to figure what the fuck's up. So far...unsuccessful. I ended up in The New Generation season. xD *gigglesnort* I think I'll just Wiki everything...

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Screw normal; if you're normal, the crowd will accept you, but if you're deranged... The crowd will make you their leader.

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=zareonianwolf Jun 14, 2009, 10:43:19 PM

Stop trying to covert people, Kalyn. xD

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children.

~GForce64 Jun 14, 2009, 10:58:43 PM

Star Trek is terrible and this review is far too kind to it. Kalyn is a fangirl.

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